When Ned the pie maker mentioned he is a vegetarian, I thought nothing of it until about 20 minutes later when it hit me
Little bits of animal coming alive in his mouth oh my g o d
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
when teachers touch your shoulder
When teachers walk over to talk to the person next to you and their but ends up being literally inches from your face
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
a russian dictator having an arguement
ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
My favorite thing to burn.