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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

purplefridge-archive:

i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!

timeywimeyurl:

I ship Hannibal and that goat more than I do Hannibal and Alana

Frederick Chilton; season one + purple and magenta

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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miss-jmoriarty:

*swoon*

miss-jmoriarty:

*swoon*

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

wrestlingcrocs:

wrestlingcrocs:

If you feed your cats/dogs all-vegan diets you are an animal abuser and do not deserve the right to a domestic animal.

imagei almost got angry but then i laughed and now i cant stop

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.